Church of No, Thanks Celebrating Personal Liberty since 2008

Hello! I'm PastorJulio, and I'm just tickled pink to be able to welcome you to The Church of No, Thanks!

What is The Church of No, Thanks all about? Well it's not about nearly everything virtually every other religion is about. We're not about promoting fear or discouraging free thought. We're not about imposing our values or judgment on others. We're not about salvation or damnation. We're not even about worshiping gods! How's that for a radical idea?!

At The Church of No, Thanks, we focus on promoting Personal Liberty and diminishing the impact of Peer-Pressure. Of course, with Liberty comes Responsibility, In particular, we value the Responsible exercise of Personal Liberty. We believe that each sound-minded Individual possesses the capacity to establish his or her own moral code and live according to it, in peaceful coexistence with others, without the threat of damnation or the promise of salvation.

The Church of No, Thanks also promotes the idea that life should be worth living (i.e. fun and satisfying). There's no MDF Communion Hosts here! Oh, no... Tasty fudge. We like fudge. If you're lucky enough to have a Meeting House in your area, traditional Saturday evening Meetings end with a Pizza Speed Social. Meet someone new and say, "Hi," with a mouthful of yummy pizza! How does it get any better?

If you like pizza and fudge, and don't like what other religions have to offer, why no give us a whirl?